How to literally Sh*t ideas out on the page

Tom Beenham
May 03, 2025

Happy saturday mf

You ever stare at the page sometimes and genuinely think

“What the fuck do I write”…

Its like your copy backed up worse than Taco Bell on a Sunday morning

or your Words are stuck tighter than a virgin on prom night?

Its fine

simple fix…

You need Superlaxatives.

Not actual pills, genius…

These are powerful writing frameworks and prompts specifically designed to break through creative constipation.

They help copywriters churn out clearer, stronger, and more persuasive copy instantly.

Basically…

Whenever you have a point to make…

Exagerate the fuck out of it to make it sound more interesting

Kinda like the virgin example I used in this email

It will Make your copy flow like a 3 a.m. beer piss.

I'll show you exactly how this Tuesday in my FREE Copywriting Class.

No bullshit, just immediate relief for your clogged-up creativity.

Click below and get your writing regular again:

See you Tuesday—bring wet wipes.

Tom Stoic